I met this old lady today.
She reminded me of somebody I know.
We went to a restaurant today with some family friends, and it was kinda a weird restaurant because waiters bring plates of food around and ask you if you want any. When I told the old lady who brought us to the restaurant that I was a vegetarian, she pretty much got every single vegetable plate on the menu, thinking she was helping. Even when I told her I was full, I couldn't eat anymore, or I didn't even like that dish (and I wasn't lying). She just kept, on, ordering! Maybe she was deaf. When things came, she put like half of each dish on my plate. Trying to be "nice", I managed to swallow it all down, even as my stomach begged me to stop.
By the end, my stomach reached it's bursting point, and I couldn't take anymore.
My message: when someone tells you "no" 5 times in a row, they usually mean it. Which means that you, being a kind and virtuous person, should take it, and STOP!
If my psychic-ness is right, I'm going to get a reply like "Gasp, Tina FULL? No way!"
Sunday, April 19, 2009
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Gasp, Tina FULL? No way!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she was trying to fatten you up. You know those crazy old ladies...being cannibals and all...
lol eating sourpatch kids is canibalism:Djsyk...
ReplyDeleteO_______O
ReplyDeleteI KNEW THE WORLD WAS OUT TO GET ME >.<
GASP, TINA FULL??? no wai
ReplyDeletelol that's why you don't eat vegatables [LAEM EXCUSES YAY]