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Saturday, February 7, 2009

woulda, coulda, shoulda...

The world is so full of lies.

So many things gone unsaid.
So many actions gone undone.
So many dreams gone unfulfilled...

These days it's not the things that happen but the things that don't happen that hurt most...

Btw... this curry tastes really good! :D
... I have ADD, okay? ><

ANYHOW.

It's pretty depressing. Sometimes you can't help but wonder what might've happened if you did something differently.

Like if Shelly didn't throw an acorn into the street that fed a starving squirrel Fluffy whose grandson Scruffy caught a weird disease that spread to a man named Bob who, on the way to the doctor's added to the traffic that made Joe late for the important meeting of his lifetime that caused his boss to fire him and in his anger, threw a pencil onto the road that caused a passing biker to run over a snail, Sebastian III, whose mucus got caught on this girl Lindsay's shoe that made a twenty dollar bill stick to it which caused her to go to the candy store and put a man named Johnny in business that prevented him from going to the soup kitchen where he would've met the love of his life and had a grand-grand-grandson named Adolf.

And BAM there would've been no Hitler, no Holocaust, no millions of dead Jews..........
All if Shelly didn't throw an acorn into the street.

Beware of your consequences!