teardrops on my guitar

riht now i iz happew. fluffertail came nd fed me nummee muffinns, nd i has paint on mah leggs. but i iz also sad cuz my cat ate my knee socks. nd my friendoss all calls me titi and teeny tina and they sez just sayin' all teh time. so happe we finally have food in the housey.

erek came in my schleep

he is a rabid sangiovese kitty

with sharp bloody claws

he comes and eats my cat food

with a crunch of sharp teeth

like the coyotes

possums and raccoons

so i fall into a hole of

non-cat food despair.